PIOUS AND OF IRREPROACHABLE CONDUCT
This year there were 1,636 Iranians who registered as presidential
All of them had to believe in Allah and in the official religion of the
Islamic Republic of Iran.
After a screening by the Guardian Council almost all men were eliminated.
(137 women tried too, but a woman will not be deemed eligible in any
case, however pious she may be.)
Among the six left over was Ebrahim Raisi, one of the most immoral
criminals of Iranian history.
In 1988, under the reign of Sayyid Khomeini, first Supreme Fuehrer of Iran,
this exemplary Muslim (one of four judges then) had thousands of prisoners
of the political opposition slaughtered.
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THE TIP OF THE ISLAMIC ICEBERG
The Islamic State organization in Iraq and Syria that throws real
homosexuals, bisexuals or heterosexuals purported
to be homosexual from tall buildings and then stones
them in case they might not yet be dead is only the tip of the Islamic
THE LATEST EXECUTIVE ORDER
Just before the coffee break this morning the President signed
his latest executive order: any man marrying for the fourth time
after noon today will get his wife for free.
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A 'MORE INCLUSIVE' RELIGION
Those who nowadays still strive for a Christianity or an Islam which is
more liberal, tolerant or inclusive (read "less
exclusivistic") resemble the people who used to go to
work by horse and wanted much faster horses at a time that the car had
already been invented.
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THE GREATER THE LESS
The great-greater the grandchild the less left of the umpteenth
Total-Bible literalists are, by direct implication, the most
supernaturalistic and, by indirect
implication, the most exclusivistic of Christianists.
Yet, literally these so-called 'literalists' do not exist, for they will
always cherry-pick the passages from the Bible they find attractive and
enforceable, while keeping silent about the passages which
even in the eyes of not entirely brainwashed members of their own flock
are silly or pathological, if not blatantly immoral.
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