A PUBIC SQUARE
What do you call someone who only considers groin-to-groin, that is,
pubes-to-pubes, intercourse acceptable?
NOT ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUALLY STUPID
Vatican-Catholics say that 'Saint Francis' preached to the animals and
that the animals listened to him.
This story is a myth: the only animals that stayed on to listen were the
turkeys that celebrate Christmas and the sheep that celebrate the Feast of
68.ESW-69th Early Southwest
AN UNASHAMED POET
An unashamed poet is a poet who unashamedly adds a syllable to the adverb.
69.LNW-69th Late Southeast
IF I WERE A CHRISTIAN . . .
If i were a Christian i would not only notice that God moves in a
mysterious way, but that He, in an even more mysterious way, usually
does not move at all.
Non-rhotic speakers who went to a porn shop have a perfect excuse:
they thought it was a pawnshop.
69.MNW-69th Early Southeast
WHY I AM NOT A WHY I AM NOT-TER
Secular humanists, atheists and others of suchlike nonreligious persuasions
may write articles, even books, about why they are not Christians,
observant Jews, Muslims, and so forth, because in their childhood they were
raised with a specific religious ideology.
They have to justify for themselves and/or the ones who raised them why
they abandoned their former faith (or why they actually never believed
what they were supposed to believe).
I have been so fortunate as not to have had to travel from a religious
creed which was foisted on me to a nonreligious one later in life.
made myself was from
thought which was less well-founded, not to an
supernaturalist ideology, but to a
which was much better-founded than before.
69.LNE-69th Central Month
19 TIMES RESPONSIBLE
Someone like Solomon Burke, the soul singer and 'soul legend', who put 21
assume biological) children and 90 grandchildren (and at his death 19
greatgrandchildren) on this earth, is 21-2=19 times responsible and
90-4=86 times co-responsible for the ever-increasing congestion and, if
human overpopulation and overconsumption are not brought to a halt,
eventual destruction of this planet or at least its natural environment.
(Unless, of course, Solomon's greatgreatgrandparents have only 32-21=11
other greatgreatgreatgrandchildren; and unless, of course, Solomon has no
sibs with grandchildren, in which case he will not be 86 but 90-8=82 times
Equilibrium, let alone natural equilibrium, is not in this
man's Holy Book and, i fear, not in his children's Holy Book either!
65.ESW-69th Late Northwest
Everything America's worst enemies and best friends say on the telephone
or in emails is being recorded by Mormon morons who will keep all these
private communications in NSA's Utah Data Center until Kingdom Come.
I do make the occasional mistake in Englihs but by far not as often as in
68.LSW-69th Early Northwest
One of the typically linguistic phobias is iphobia, the fear of spelling
i the standard way, that is, only capitalizing it at the beginning
of a sentence or when all letters are being capitalized.
People suffering from iphobia may even spell it "Iphobia" in the middle of
Some wrongly claim that iphobia is the fear of short words, the opposite
of hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, the fear of long words (which
people having that fear abbreviate to just sesquipedaliophobia).
But the fear of short words is called "phobia".
68.MSE-69th Late Northeast
'IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ...' (2)
'If you don't believe in God/Allah, He won't help you or may even punish
It is almost true, except that He is not he but
they, the ones who want you to believe in God/Allah.
'IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ...' (1)
'If you don't believe in Father Christmas, he won't give you presents'.
It is almost true, except that he is not he but
they, the ones who want you to believe in Father Christmas.
68.LSW-69th Early Northeast
FROM THE ONE TO THE OTHER
Russia moved from the orthodox-communist dictatorship of the proletariat
to the orthodox-Christianist dictatorship of the reactionaries.
And the overlap between proletarians and reactionaries was big
enough to make it possible.
68.LSE-68th Late Southwest
The real Homo universalis is a Bi universalis.
THE END OF A CALENDAR THAT OF THE WORLD?
Some people claimed that the end of the Maya calendar on the last day of
the 67th year after the Second World War would mean the end of the world.
(You never can tell whether the folks caliming such a thing really
believe in such nonsense themselves.)
Of course, it was not.
fear that by the time that the Gregorian-Christianist calendar will
be dethroned as a so-called 'Common Era' calendar, we will see the same
kind of claim reemerging among an even larger number of people: 'the end
of the Christian calendar will mean the end of the world'.
The big difference is, however, that the Mayas who designed their
calendar believed in cycles and that, as far as i know, they would not
want the world to end in order to make a myth come true.
Nor did they have the power to do so.
68.ENE-68th Early Southwest
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Early Southwest Month
The Chong Operators, A Universalization in Arithmetic
FAIR WORDS MAKE LANGUAGE ALLITERATE
Fair words make fools fain is not really a pretty proverb.
Better examples are: Fair words make fools willing (which is also
the meaning of the archaic adjective fain here),
Fair words make flocks worship,
Fewer words make falsehoods wither and
Free sex makes fools suffer.
59.LSW-68th Late Southeast
VEILS FOR WOMEN, DIAPERS FOR GOATS
The idea that women must wear veils is the product of a culture with a
pathological view of erotic feelings and expressions, a culture which can
make sexual tensions run so high that cock-eyed legalists of religious law
not only force female humans to be veiled but also female goats to be
(And in addition a culture in which the same zealots cannot cope with any
arrangement of vegetables which might be 'suggestive', leading from the
murder of shepherds who do not diaper their goats to the murder of grocers
who 'misarrange' their vegetables.)
CHIMPANZEE AND BONOBO RELIGIONS
The Abraham religions are chimpanzee religions, occasionally with a touch
of bonobo, as in some descriptions of the life of Jesus of Nazareth.
68.ENW-68th Early Southeast
LIBERATION AND LIBERATION
If the people have to liberate themselves from their liberators,
the liberators have to liberate themselves from their pretensions.
67.LSW-68th Central Month
THE DESTROYER'S MEASURE WORD
While nature is being gradually destroyed more and more by human
overpopulation and overconsumption the destroyer expresses what remains
in the number of soccer fields.
68.ENE-68th Late Northwest
CITIZENS AND SYCOPHANTS
Political and military dictatorships, theocracies and monarchies turn
citizens into sycophants --theocracies most
THE FOOL IS LOOKING TOO
While the sage uses
finger to indicate the direction, the fool is talking nonsense about the
67.MSW-68th Early Northwest
THE POPE-SNIFFING MEDIA
Not a few public and state media sniff after every fart which
comes from the Vatican and relish in calling these farts sweet.
67.ENE-68th Late Northeast
TWO THIRDS OF RUSSIANS HATE TCHAIKOVSKY
A recent Levada survey shows that in the present-day
Russian Federation 66% of the respondents say that they feel repelled by
homosexual men and 60% by homosexual women.
Some love men, some love women, some love everybody.
65.ESW-68th Early Northeast