CAUGHT IN THE CROSS- AND CRESCENT-FIRE
Those not adhering to one of the major Abraham religions who are
inclined to think "Let them kill one another" must not forget that they
may have an equal chance of being caught in the Cross- and Crescent-fire
59.NMY-59th Southern Late Lent
SWINGING THE BIG PRICK
What do you call the argument of a man who says that he will
rape you, if you don't agree that he may have you?
44.NEY-59th Southern Mid-Lent
SCRIPTURE AND THE DEVIL
The devil can not only cite Scripture for its or 'er purpose,
the devil needs Scripture for his purpose. Take anti-Jewish
religionism or racism, for instance.
59.NLY-59th Southern Early Lent
The female appendage as a four-character word: 'Lieutenant and Mrs. Peter
Buckland, R.N. (Retd.)'.
44.NML-59th Southern Equinoctial
THE MERCHANT OF VENOM
Shakespeare was also a businessperson, rather than an innovator, in that
'e --or rather he-- exploited several types of contemporary
prejudice (from the lowest popular sentiments to cultivated superstition)
in order to please his Christianist audience and to suit his monarchist
59.NLY-59th Southern Mid-Yule
The essential thing which capitalism and supernaturalism have in common is
42.SLL-59th Southern Early Yule
AN ANT ON THE NIGHTWATCH
Some people visit TRINPsite and have only some sour comment on the
presentation. They remind me of the ant who, after a visit to the
Nightwatch, was asked what 'e thought of the work and whose answer
was that 'e didn't like the bitter taste of the canvas.
59.NLY-59th Equatorial Month
THE CALLOUSED HAND OF GOD
According to the Abraham religions pure and simple an AIDS patient
is not the victim of a disease but the target of a supreme being.
42.NMY-59th Northern Late Lent
A TREACLE TART
What do the British call a prostitute who is fond of molasses?
59.NEY-59th Northern Mid-Lent
GOD AND THE DEVIL EXIST
I know God and the Devil exist, but i do not believe
in God or the Devil.
ca 30-59th Northern Equinoctial
FASHIONS WAITING TO BE TRANSCENDED
Selective anti-racism, anti-'anti-Semitism' and verbal anti-sexism
are fashions waiting to be transcended by a total view of the
relevancy, or rather irrelevancy, of discrimination.
38.NMY-59th Northern Late Yule
SUSPENSION IN LITERATURE AND IN RELIGION
To look upon the Vedas, the Bible and the Koran as literary writings is to
ask for a temporary suspension of disbelief; to look upon them as sacred
writings for oneself is to demand an eternal suspension of reason and
58.SMY-59th Northern Mid-Yule
YES A MASS-MURDERER, BUT NO HOMOSEXUAL
President Museveni of Uganda is willing to let Idi Amin be buried
there, but refuses to admit that, in the late (heterosexual)
mass-murderer's country, some fellow-citizens may be homosexual.
58.SMY-59th Northern Early Yule
Isn't it tragicomic that a member of such an exclusivist political
monstrosity as the British House of Lords denounced the word
relevant as a monstrosity? How antirelevant the lords and ladies
of irrelevantism can get!
42.SMY-58th Southern Late Lent
The sex-worker flunked her oral exam, because she didn't know how to
pronounce her client's name right during the act.
58.NEY-58th Southern Mid-Lent
The Abraham religions will eventually be brought to justice by a book in
which they are not mentioned.
38.SEY-58th Southern Early Lent
A SPLINTER GROUP
What do you call a small community of lumberjacks?
58.EQU-58th Southern Equinoctial
THE QUEEN SAVE GOD
In this time of dechristianization it is the Queen and her suite who are
left with the dreadful task of saving God from Allah and nothing.
ca 29.EQU-58th Southern Mid-Yule
HOW NOT TO BAKE A CHERRIE PIE
The other day a theater advertisement in Amsterdam read:
"How to Bake a Cherrie Pie". The title of the play should have been:
"How to Spell a Cherry Pie".
39.NLY-58th Southern Early Yule
ALAS, NOT TO THE NORM
Someone who claims that 'no-one comes to the Father but by me'
has not come to the Norm.
58.NEM-58th Equatorial Month
Not all Brits are great.
42.NEY-58th Northern Late Lent
LET BELIEVERS LIE AND DON'T
For some people God and Heaven, Devil and Hell, may be worth
believing in (and lying about), for no-one they are worth starting to
57.EQU-58th Northern Mid-Lent
THEIR DOCTORS DO NOT HAVE GENITALS
In traditional English everyone is a 'Mr Sex-and-So' or a 'Mrs
Sex-and-So' (if married), as if gender were always fully relevant,
except a doctor: he or she is not a Mr or a Mrs but a 'Doctor
So-and-So', regardless of sex.
58.NEY-58th Northern Equinoctial
ORTHODOX RELIGIOUS SCHOOLS
Orthodox religious schools teach the language of Leviathan,
the physics of a flat earth, the chemistry of brimstone, and biology
out of nothing.
43.NMY-58th Northern Late Yule
What do you call someone with long legs who jumps out to buy
marijuana somewhere in a building used for selling to the public?
57.SML-58th Northern Mid-Yule
What do you call living beings that are not exclusively male or
not exclusively heterosexual or not living in Israel or not even
monotheistic, and that celebrate Christmas nevertheless?
42.EQU-58th Northern Early Yule
GOING THROUGH HER DRAWERS
She caught him going through her drawers. But then she noticed
with a deep sigh ... that she did not have them on.
57.EQU-57th Southern Late Lent
A Judeo-Christianist regime sends astronauts to the moon in order
to read from their Bible and to pray to their God, using the natural
distance for the corroboration of their supernaturalist illusions.
36.NEY-57th Southern Mid-Lent
CLOSING HER EYES AND THINKING OF G.B.'S PARTS
Queen Victoria closed her eyes and thought of England during
vaginal copulation. It makes one wonder what she was doing while
closing her eyes and thinking of Wales or Scotland.
57.NEY-57th Southern Early Lent
A Catholic bishop claims that the August floods in Germany were
God's punishment for today's sins. As these floods were the worst in
100 years, it proves again that his august god was not in the least
disturbed by the mass murder of millions of innocent people in the same
region only 60 years earlier, when there were no such floods.
57.SMY-57th Southern Equinoctial
"NOT ANY MORE"
Grandma's condition is rapidly deteriorating. On the form she had
to complete for the insurance company she filled in under her personal
data after SEX: "not any
more". But it's all her own fault, ...
for there are enough nice men who prefer a mature lady to a silly wench.
57.NLL-57th Southern Mid-Yule
If the whole later development of Western philosophy can be
regarded as a series of extended footnotes to Plato, then it is high
time to start a new book.
35.SML-57th Southern Early Yule
What good does it do a country when it has rid the whole world
of an Islamic Taliban, while a Christian Taliban is taking over
57.NLY-57th Equatorial Month
A QUESTION OF SUCCESSION (DUTIES)
Under current law citizens such as Elizabeth Windsor and Beatrix von Lippe
do not have to pay succession duties on their excessive inheritances, but
hypocritical politicians who claim to be in favor of social justice and
equality before the law keep on collaborating blithely and faithfully with
this discriminatory monarchism. The real question is therefore not so much
who will succeed those monarchs, but who will succeed those politicians.
57th Northern Late Lent
WHAT'S A MISEROTIC?
A miserotic |MAIza-ROtik| is a miser who enjoys saving his or her
virginity or chastity and who eschews even the simplest and safest
forms of erotic satisfaction.
57.NEY-57th Northern Mid-Lent
Where India managed to get rid of hundreds of maharajas, countries
like the United Kingdom did not even manage to get rid of merely one.
56.NML-57th Northern Equinoctial
A sacred book that combines the writings and ideas of Adolf Hitler and
Albert Schweitzer in one volume is my abomination, even tho its
unity is supposed to be provided by calling both of them "God".
40.NEY-57th Northern Late Yule
THE UK HAD BETTER BE PREPARED
The United Kingdom --and i don't mean Great Britain or Ireland--
had better be prepared, for the Christian Middle Ages are bound to be
succeeded by another era!
42.NLL-57th Northern Mid-Yule
As Dutch-made 2-euro coins have the nazi SS motto on the edge, will it
be possible to pay with German euro coins in the Netherlands?
56.SLL-57th Northern Early Yule
AGAIN, THE SON OF A CARPENTER
I, too, am the son of a carpenter, but the real son of
a carpenter who later became a model maker, architect and artist and who
would never have rejoiced at only being Superman's foster father.
41.SML-56th Southern Late Lent
BEGGARS AND MILLIONAIRES
Traveling thru Europe and North America you see more
and more beggars in the streets and more and more millionaires in the
56.SMY-56th Southern Mid-Lent
THE BIBLE IS RIGHT
The Bible is right: it is said to contain 1600 hostile
references to left-handers.
56.SEY-56th Southern Early Lent
I don't write in British English for the British nor in
American English for the Americans, but i write as a world citizen for
other world citizens in This Language, which is, at the moment, spoken as a
first or foreign language by more people than any other language.
45.SML-56th Southern Equinoctial
The sociable relieve each other by mutual succor.
39.NLY-56th Southern Mid-Yule
IDEAS FROM THE STONE THROWERS AGE
There is still an army of hate critters going around with
denominational ideas from the Stone Throwers Age.
56.NLL-56th Southern Early Yule
IT IS WHAT TO CARESS WHAT?
It is mere consonance to caress your cat;
it is alliteration to caress your relative.
56.NLY-56th Equatorial Month
THE THIRTEENTH SUPERSTITION
Where people are so superstitious that they dare not live
on the thirteenth floor of an apartment building, you wonder about the
quality of their other beliefs.
26 ASWW-56th Northern Late Lent
A LITERARY TRAGEDY
Dante's Divine Comedy is indigestible --what a
waste of talent, what a literary tragedy. It makes the Biblical weather
forecast come true: Heaven is even worse than Hell.
55.SMY-56th Northern Mid-Lent
PRST... THE OLDEST PROFESSION
The oldest profession may be either prostitution or the priesthood.
56.NLY-56th Northern Equinoctial
A SHARE OF JOKES 'N' JIBES
Anyone entering the ideological arena is likely to receive 'er
share of jokes and jibes. Receiving a share of jokes and jibes is itself
a sign of being recognized in the ideological arena.
42.EQU-56th Northern Late Yule
SOMETHING TO HISS AT
Feminists who substitute woman, women or her for
man, men or his in every word, even where these
three letters do not, and never did, refer to males at all (as in the
word history), are womentally ill womaniacs. Perhaps, they can
be cured from their allergy with a little bit of antihertamine.
42.NLY-56th Northern Mid-Yule
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME
Worldwide-Webbers don't go Gregorian anymore -- it's only a matter
of (Metric) time.
56th Northern Early Yule